Who said chastity was dead?

Couldn't pass this one up: The 35-year-old lead singer of rock band Weezer is now halfway into his third year of celibacy. Having originally committed to only two years, Rivers Cuomo is evidently content to be continent, as reported in today's Chicago Red Eye: "Abstinence doesn't require as much self-discipline anymore," he told Blender magazine. "We never had any serious groupies anyway. Our generation got screwed." Or didn't.

I'm not sure if that's really virtue, of course, but it is fun for a post.