The morning after ...

The morning after a bachelor party is a miserable affair after a raucous evening. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your perspective), one groom-to-be's weekend of fun (along with his 18 companions) was interrupted by B16's visit to Poland, which, in addition to sanitizing the television of unwanted ads, also banned the sale of alcohol during the four-day papal visit.

Of his busted stag party, Carl Smith could only say: "I had coffee with some nuns this morning. They were very nice but it's not exactly rock 'n' roll, is it?" Truer words ... (no offense to the many rockin' women religious I've known).

Well, Carl, you may be feeling it now, but think of it: You've just avoided years of fights over what really happened that weekend.

Way to go, B16! Striking another blow for marriage!