Turn that frown upside down!

B16 coined a new slogan for his papacy yesterday when speaking to the Catholic bishops of the Baltics, according to Zenit. Discussing, as usual, "the frailty of conjugal bonds, the plague of abortion and the demographic crisis," the pope warned of a new "tyrrany of instability" rising up to further undermine all that is good and right in the world.

Now many feared that Papa Ratzi had completely spent his creative juices with his original jeremiad against the "dictatorship of relativism," but we can all rest assured that he has many three-worders lined up to go to war with the soundbites hurled by mad feminists, the homosexual agenda-ers, and the in vitro fertilization industry.

If John Paul is going eventually be dubbed "the Great," perhaps Joseph's will be "Pope Benedict the Dour."

Cheer up, pope dude. As my mother (and many before her) always says, you attract more flies with honey than with--well, you know the rest...